Non-poker Rant

Fuck the Department of Motor Vehicles.

"We know you were told you'd get your license sent to you in 6 weeks, and it's been 8... But that was for people who had nothing wrong with their license. Your case is still under review."

"That's nice. How long does this process take? When can I expect my license? Any sort of time table you can give me?"

"Nope. You should have a temporary permit."

"I do. And it expires today."

"Oh. You can go to your local DMV and get an extension. You can also call next week and see if anything has changed." (Cue internal profanity and the rabid desire to break something.)

"Thank you." CLICK

Never have I said "thank you" and meant it less. And I wait tables for a living.